I'm Jordan. This is where I post things that make me laugh. jordankader.tumblr.com
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
I wish I could illegally download clothes
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
do people achieve their dreams like does that actually happen
I wanna know why he thought that hairstyle was a good idea.